Did You Know....

-Every day, Americans drink more than 300 million cups of coffee; 75% of those cups are home brewed.

-Espresso has 1/3 of the caffeine of a regular cup of coffee.

-Coffee beans are really not beans; they're berries.

-In 1665, a locksmith in London invented the first coffee mill.

-Coffee was considered food until the tenth century. Ethiopian tribes would mix the coffee berries with animal fat, roll them into balls, and eat them on their nomadic journeys.

-Coffee has been around for over 11 centuries and is the most widely consumed beverage in the world.

-Beethoven loved coffee and always counted and put 60 beans into each brew.

-In Greece and Turkey, it is the custom that the eldest is served coffee first.

Coffee Jokes

"Waiter, this coffee is cold".
"Oh, I’m glad you told me. Iced coffee costs a dollar more."

"Here is your coffee sir! Exclusively from South America!"
"Ah, that’s what took you so long."

I met someone in the elevator who was drinking coffee and complaining about how coffee made him nervous.
I said, "Why don’t you quit drinking coffee?"
He said. "Because if I didn't have the shakes, I wouldn’t get any exercise at all."

"Waiter! Did you bring me coffee or tea?"
"Can you tell the difference?"
"Well...no...I can’t"
"Then it shouldn’t really matter."

A wife brings coffee to her workaholic husband.
Without taking his eyes off the computer screen, he takes a sip slams the cup down on the desk immediately.
Disgusted, he says, "You know I can’t drink coffee without sugar!"
She smiles, touches his shoulder and says, "Oh, honey, I’m so glad."
"What are you talking about?" he asks, confused.
"Well this is the first conversation we’ve had in weeks!"